Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Last stand? Kill it off I say.

Kill what off I hear you say? If you didn't say that, I don't care. It must've prompted a question somewhere. Anyway, this relates to our stupid government, and how they suck. The paragraph which will tie it all together at the end will be how money affects our lives, and I think we are better off without this extra money. "Controversial", "You don't really believe that" and "You would love lots of money" I hear you scream. Of course I would like lots of money, but I do believe it. Anyway, to today's headline:

"Last stand for student EMA grant"
Why is there a last stand? Wasn't it decided with all the cuts that this is definitely going? Apparently not. "The government are guilty for thinking young people are targets for cuts" Why are they thinking that? They have never cared about our well-being before, they expect our lives to be perfect with the government making cuts. And they have made more impact on the older generation then our generation. 

They have cut the NHS down, and the electric bills rise. Of course the older generation are feeling it a lot more then us teenagers. But we make a stand because we don't get £30 pound a week? Sure, with the people who need it of course, but, a single quote on the news page made me remove all sympathy.
"This is basic funding - it's used for pens, pencils, travel, text books. If you can't have this, you can't succeed,"... Right student. How many pens, pencils and textbooks do you possibly need? And shouldn't the schools provide the textbooks, (unless for revision) But they aren't that expensive? The VAT rise did not affect stationary that much?!

The EMA was a good idea, sure, the students who need help, get it. That's only fair? But it isn't. They have jobs on top of that, and if they waste their EMA every month on stationary surely they would have it stockpiled enough to deal with it? Why is money this important to teenagers? It's booze. Partying. Frivolous items they don't need. Many of you who get EMA would laugh at this point and say, "Yeah, so what?", well, it's that attitude which makes these stands pointless. If there was a survey which asked students on EMA who actually spent it towards school aids, I know over half would say No. That's how us teenagers work. We get money. And a choice of school or drink? That's not even debatable.

Anyway, these cuts are good for our generation to deal with, and some even threaten to drop out.. Isn't that normally the reason they join? They do sixth form or college to do a terrible subject like BTEC (apologies if you do BTEC and do not receive EMA) and then get EMA. 
Maybe, because I don't receive EMA that I find the whole system annoying. But even if I did receive EMA, I would have still got a job, and yeah £30 less, but if it was taken away, I wouldn't care because I would have sub consciously knew it wasn't needed or used towards my studies. 

Now, the controversial paragraph. "Now, let me hear why you think money sucks" Well general public, I like having money, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I like it. It's really nice to buy the things you want. Everyone enjoys that luxury. But to not have it doesn't mean your life is over or make us drop out of education for a bit of alcohol money. Money is not the most important thing in the World. Sure, it gets you places to have fun, but you can have fun without it. Making the EMA "last stand" a pointless attempt to get more money without actually needing it. ‘Last stand’ things tend to die anyway, and I for one, hope that this get's buried once and for all. 
 Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-12221342

Tuesday, 18 January 2011

This Lottery ticket wasn't too lucky.

Well, after last nights, Rodent Attack, I thought, "Surely, the news can't get any more bizarre? It can't possibly show such a low level of human intelligence" Then, Bam. That's exactly what it did. This story shows the extent of our intelligence, which I shall investigate further in my last paragraph. So, what was this headline? What could possibly be that stupid? Well...

"Toryglen robber caught by filling in Lottery ticket"

I know what you're thinking. What robber would file a lottery ticket? Why would he do that? Well, in fact it was at the same time. John Fulton, aged 53, wanted a lottery ticket, so as casually as you can whilst wearing a ski mask, he put his grubby fingers all around this lottery ticket, and he knew he had a criminal record. So they had his fingerprints. As he walked to the stand, he pulled down the ski mask, and then threatened the cashier with a gun. Or a water pistol. And the cashier bravely said, to her credit, "Are you stupid? You are on camera." So, what did the un-masked Johnny do? He looked into the camera and then pulled up his mask. Then as another customer walked in, he fled.

Isn't that a description of the worst attempted robbery in history? He didn't wear gloves, maybe he got to hot? So he then pulled down his ski-mask, and instead of continuing with the heist he looked at the camera, and then fled?! So, what was the aftermath? Like every criminal ever, he pleaded insanity on the grounds "He couldn't remember it"... Really? You didn't remember? Wow, that's new. And then he said something to confirm the heist as the worst one on record. "It wasn't real", yeah that's surely going to help you. Because last time I shouted bomb in the airport, I was arrested and because I said it was a joke, I was freed and we all had a good laugh about it later. No. Simply not. You're 53; surely you would know that our legal system is not as bad as that, I mean give them some credit...


Anyway, time to link it. How does it show our intelligence? How does it show that stereotypes are clearly wrong? Well, Let's go into the typical stereotype of us teenagers, we drink, we abuse, we vandalise, we all have ASBO's and we will all fail. They always told us that 'older is wiser' but in this case it clearly isn't. We have put up with our intelligence being insulted for far too long, having to be looked at weird, because you have a hood up. Even though it's raining. No. For once, the adult did the stupid thing, a very stupid thing.
And what else? This shows us that the World is becoming far stupider then we think. If someone was to do a robbery for money... Why would they force the cashier for a lottery ticket? Weird. But that's today. This is the World we now live in. I hope that many of you are luckier when buying a lottery ticket.



Source:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-12215189

Monday, 17 January 2011

Today's news. Rodent attack?


If any of you appreciated my earlier linear reviewing then you are free to send me a message on what I should do. But I have turned away to focus my eye sight in a new line, something that can change every day and recreate a spark of inspiration. I shall link my page because most of my news stories will be inexplicably strange.

Now, as it's late, and the news is dull, I had to tediously scroll through a page full of politician's faces. As I yawned, took a sip from my drink, thinking one would never come. Something caught my eye. Headline?

"Man to sue over 'rodent bite to penis' in jail"

 Wait, what? You're going to sue... Because you had to go through a rabies jab? Oh no! Sorry, it was because you want our money! No? You have no use for this money? Seeing as you have life in prison? So it's pointless.. Well what is it? What could possibly be the problem, prisons are dirty, that's a fact. Ahh there's the reason, right there.

"Because he's black" He felt he was mistreated because he was black. Fine, he has gone for a very dangerous and trippy subject of racism, which America, with it's past will have to watch out for. So, you must be thinking that this racist view is it? That he will win? And he will get money, then continue serving his sentence? Then why has he raised the issue? Because "The country wasn't there to protect him from this rodent" Seriously?! A big black man. Who is sent to jail. I imagine this guy to be amazingly built, and will punch a wall for no reason. And he wanted everyone to help him from a rat? or rodent? Because he couldn't deal with it himself? Well, a quote from the piece has directed out at me as to what he was doing which stopped him from stopping the rodent.

 

"bit him on the penis and hand, drawing blood." -Now why would a rodent travel from his penis to his hand, especially as he said he was 'reading'... I shall let you draw up the conclusions.

 

 The next paragraph will be on what I hate about today's world relating to the news subject. As it sticks with the previous theme. Why is everyone hell-bent on suing everything? I believe today's World has become a materialistic one, one which if you fall over at work because you are clumsy, you can get a lot of money. I don't believe this is the way people should live. Isn't the point of being at work, is because you know the risks implied? If somethings too heavy? People are reluctant to blame themselves and would love an excuse too blame their work. Maybe it's just me who feels the human race is becoming a useless bunch of cry babies who need their whole country to defend themselves against a single rat.

 Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12187409


 

Today's myths and superstitions.

Right, Today, I shall be looking into myths and superstitions, their origins, and why people still believe them.

Well, to start off,
What is Superstition?
According to Webster's dictionary, superstition is n. any belief that is inconsistent with the known laws of science or with what is considered true and rational; esp., such a belief in omens, the supernatural, etc.
So, if we condense it down, it says you believe in a pack of useless lies because even the dictionary is clearly stating you believe something, with a complete ignorance to reality. And I'm not here to raise a giant issue with religion, because I believe that you should believe what you want to. That's all human rights, right? Anyway, I am raising an issue with the minor things, you know, broken mirrors, black cats, a weird obsession with bad luck and birds, and also ladders. Then inform you of why I think they are a load of old tosh. 


Bad superstitions
If you are like this, read on.
Many of you will probably say I will get 70 years of bad luck for just bad mouthing bad omens. But luck? There is no such thing, only where you are at a specific time. Because if some of you who read this are that crazily superstitious, and curse years of bad luck on me, then I'll do the same. Then what? I won't get these bad luck years, nor will you.
Right, on to my first subject, which made me think about this blog in the first place. A black cat. Black cats came from the middle ages when black and cats were both connected with evil, and were you in for some bad luck if both combined crossed your path... I don't think so, it's true, black does have connotations of evil, and it's true cats can be bad news, because some people have allergies. But why do we continue with it? No one believes it? I own a black cat, and she is constantly in my room. Surely, she must have walked past me, so really I should be dead. That amount of bad luck cannot store up. Unless you superstitious people believe in a kind of, ATM of the devil, who will dose out bad luck to me when sees fit. So, the black cats myth? Divulged. Checked. I think we can all agree that this one's a lie.


The next bad omen is breaking a mirror. 7 year's bad luck. Bad luck for 7 years. 7 years. Bad luck. I have broken in total of my memory, 3 mirrors. Right, so you clever people, I have 21 years of bad luck. Currently adding all my bad luck days together, I barely have a week, because I don't have bad luck days, or hours. Minute's maybe. So where did it come from? What naive people would have come up with this? Well, it was us. Our good ol' ancestors thought a mirror was an image of the actual soul, so breaking it...You get the picture, and unlike many superstitions, there is a way to cure this one!! You, apparently, have to wait 7 hours, 1 hour = 1 year, and then pick up the pieces and bury them in moonlight....Right, so for a theory/ailment to come about, it needs to be tested, right? So one day, someone broke a mirror, stood there in shock for 7 hours and then waited till moonlight to bury them. Hmmm, something tells me that this is not true, because mirrors aren't gateways to the soul. So, another myth, another lie.


I don't want to make the bad omens debate tedious, so this will be my last one and it's about the 'walking under ladders' myth. So, guess where it came from? Yes, us 'Brits'...So, the gallows, a ladder to get that high, and as they start to dangle, their spirit apparently, liked the look of the spot underneath the ladder, and lingered there. Forever. Because it's the triangle shape, and apparently triangles are evil. Very evil. As in Lucifer evil. So, people don't like to do this, simply for that reason? Well, if we don't have gallows nowadays, surely people would stop? But no. I still get funny looks from walking voluntarily under a ladder, and when I make it through unscathed, people are shocked, and they probably think I'm evil. 


David Hume
So we have seen 3 bad superstitions, and all lies. They all were believed, but referring back to the dictionary quote, they exist without truth and logic. I have shed some light on to the whys and what's of it. But it's your choice, I think it's complete lies. I have proven this. But, to the main question as to why people still believe them? I think it's their uncanny ability to blame something. If you fail in a football game because earlier you walked over 3 drains, you have something to blame. If your computer crashes as your black cat has just walked past, you have something to blame. If something drops on your head when walking under a ladder, you have something to blame. The funny thing about us humans, is that we have something known as 'Hume's theory of causality' Where if 'A' happens(bad performance in football) we instantly think it has a direct correlation to a previous event- 'B'(in this case, three drains), and this is mainly with all of us. Not just for superstitions but for anything. Most people's perception blank out the C, where you were just playing badly, or the other team was better? 
Tomorrow, I shall write up my opinions on 3 good superstitions, which include the rabbit's foot, horseshoes, and the four leaf clover. I will also be divulging into folklore.

Thank you again for reading, follow me etc. If you are superstitious, please go to the page hyperlinked. Have a good day, and thank you.



Sunday, 16 January 2011

Technically Retarded.

In this day and age. Why has it suddenly become so important not to be a technical retard?

Now, what do I mean when I say 'Technical Retard'? Well, it's exactly as you think. It's someone who is lagging behind the rest of us with technology, or like most of our parents, have no idea what technology now achieves, and they believe old fashioned typewriters do the same as a printer. But is that a bad thing? I say no. Want to know why? Read on...
Why is this so hard?

Right, let's get this straight. I think being technologically up-to-date is an extremely bad thing. I have two theories which support my problems. One. Most people who buy all the latest gadgets and gizmo's seem to be the most socially awkward people, you know, the ones who try to initiate conversation with a really weird grunt. I find these people buy the gadgets, learn everything they can about them, and then show them to us. And no offence to all of you who don't do this, but are still up-to-date, I just am working with majorities here.
Two. People nowadays are afraid in what I would call, lagging behind. They feel that society would leave them in a ditch if they do not buy the new, hypothetically speaking, iPhone 4GS, even if the difference to the older version was minor. Some crave the attention to show off what they have. Like males. But is 'lagging behind' a bad thing? I believe not.

It adds complications to things...
I am not crazy about technology, I believed that a phone was good for messaging and phoning people. And now that I have an iPhone 4...  :D... I can say exactly the same... That's all a phone is good for. Sure you can now look at random stuff on the Internet whenever you feel like it! But my family, and many people I know, don't have an iPhone, and they manage just fine. Better then fine. Because unlike us iPhone 4 owners, their eyes are not glued to the screen. Constantly. I used to be amongst these 'Techy tards', My desk literally has a bend in from where my old Standard Definition television used to be so heavy it would weigh it down, and I had that television for quite a while. But unlike buying a HDTV, I stuck with my television, and it did exactly what I wanted it to do...Playing games, watching TV and DVDs and that's all we need television for! Sure, it's awesome getting a new television which takes up your entire wall, but being a 'Techy Tard' is not a bad thing, because you have which I believe we should all go back to, the bare essentials.


I know many of you who read this will disagree, and send me vast amounts of e-mails, telling me of advantages of the new stuff, but I already know, there's enough adverts on television to explain what the hells in a 3D television... So don't complain. However, don't get me wrong, not being a 'Techy Tard' is not bad at all. I love it when someones confused and I can easily help them... Like my parents and turning on a basic computer. But I believe that people should sometimes deal with what they have, and not feel they would be judged because they have a lesser version of the iPhone 4...

But let's go back to that above all important question. Is it bad to be a technological retard? I strongly believe no. Bare essentials are fine, and we have suddenly become crazed up with gadgets, when they're not necessarily needed. Sure, you have advantages to knowing a lot about technology, but leading a life, spending money on frivolous items to please ones nature.. That's not right. If you want to have a Nokia 3310 then fine. Who's going to stop you? And if someone laughs at you, your item has exactly the same importance as them. Because at the end of the day, it's a bit of technology.

But it's as Einstein said... "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity" and that was back when he was alive. When TVs were black and white, and the radio looked like today's 3-D television. Sure, technology has come a long way across the vast strip, but choosing not to follow it is not alien.

Anyway, thank you for reading, any disagreements or agreements, just send me a message and I'll happily get back to you. If you really disagreed with opinions, go to this page and I hope it helps. :-)
Also, I apologise if you cringed at the pun.

Today's games and players.

So, my first blog. I have thought to discuss the issue of games, and some of the people who play them. A majority of my friends play video games, on a variety of consoles, sadly I shall only be looking at the Xbox 360 aspect and some PC games, but hopefully it might catch your interest.


The aftermath of a ..' quick-sc
Call of Duty(MW2 and BO)- An interesting start to a problem with 'games', late but I thought I had to get my point across. MW2 was a highly anticipated game, one which my friends and I could not possibly wait for. However, after numbers of games, sadly people started to learn how to quick scope. This is possibly one of the worst discovery's of all time. It involves the player tapping the aim button and shooting, Infinity Ward has seemed to overlook this issue. The reason it works is because the aiming system attaches itself to the closest target in the aiming sight(if you have auto-aim on) which most people do. Which means if the whole aiming sight is on the screen, missing is nearly impossible. And may I say, it ruined my MW2 experience, I thought it was pointless to play.However, it was pleasing to see Black Ops did everything they could to stop this, even when unlocking a 'Pro' perk, they excluded snipers purposely in aiming faster, which leads me to believe the casual gamer would enjoy Treyarchs games more, rather then the 'Pro' player who would only ever play MW2. Another disappointing aspect of Call of Duty is the drop shot, I have no clue as to how people can lie down whilst firing, and then aim perfectly, the logic is beyond me, but I had to address the point. The last thing I have to say about this wannabe 'realistic' FPS, is the sensitivity 10. No living human being can spin around, shoot, defuse, or whatever you're doing at that speed. It's annoying and evidently pointless. It gives the player a slight advantage, something I will address later in my blog.

Garrys Mod :D
Ragdolls- Ragdoll physics are one of the funniest aspects within a game. I cannot believe that most games do not incorporate this, a person flying across the map, because of a grenade, with limbs flying everywhere, I find it hilarious. This is why I downloaded Garry's Mod. This is a physics sandbox, with everything to do, whether you combine stuff, or attach things, it's hilarious. But, it's a small issue within games, but it's something I would like to see more incorporated within today's games, instead of the boring set deaths which most games have.

Slight advantages- This could be dubbed as one of the worst. I hate games which give higher levels more of an opportunity to kill lower levels on games, when in fact it should be the other way round. There are multiple examples of this, on Call of Duty, the issue I raised earlier. If you're on sensitivity 10, you have a lot more chance to turn round and kill the person who is shooting you in the back, whereas if you're on a normal level of sensitivity, you are dead before you can even make the analog stick go the limit. Another example, is a recent game I bought, Battlefield Bad Company 2. The slight advantage would be its Magnum Ammo, which you get when you are level 14/15. I have just achieved that level and was rewarded with this 'perk'or 'spec 2' as the game refers to it, and for the reason that if any newcomers, like me or some of my friends, or anyone for that matter, who wants to enjoy this game, hasn't got the chance because my gun is overpowered by this perk. For these reasons, I believe games should try and incorporate a system where the underdogs get a higher chance of winning, or everyone should get an equal opportunity in a multiplayer aspect.

A beach full of turtles.
Hacking/Wasting money- This gets on my nerves, where I can be enjoying a game, and someone sends me a message to ask if I would like to waste my money on making the game pointless. Because that's what they're doing, if you pay money to get everything on the game, you are still at the same level of skill, but you have everything... Doesn't that make it pointless and ruin the whole game? I mean come on, that's like buying a pre-owned game which has a cheat code to complete everything( Spider-man 2, 'Hcrayert' cheat, did exactly the same thing) And I got bored. Why wouldn't you get bored?! Another waste of money, which seems to be a custom to the 'Pro' majority, are Turtle Beaches. They have an unrelated name, and they work like headphones, but they have a microphone on them, so you can talk to your friends whilst having all the music and background sounds in your ear, and for £30+ you can hear footsteps louder :O "That's exactly what I want to spend my hard earned pocket money on..." - Why. Why. Why. It again ruins the game.
And the last point, hacking, the only benefit I see from hacking games, is that you can change your name into anything you want, which is usually racist... And, when in lobbies, you change the colour of your name. Pointless. Annoying. Waste of time.

Why is this needed.
Online...necessities...- This is more addressing the fact of things not needed in a small selection of games. Seeing as I can't address them all. Halo Reach. A Halo game, yes. But a true one? If we ignore the length of time both these games have been out for, I have played a lot more on Halo 3 then Reach. And why? Because it was simple. The 'not needed' part of Reach is the armour abilities. Now, I love jet packing so high the enemy struggles to see me, and I love going invisible, confusing the enemy then assassinating them. But what has happened? It gets repetitive, I play every Reach map the same, and with the lack of Reach maps, I barely have any choice. Whereas Halo 3, was fun,(No DMR) and I enjoyed playing a variety of maps, most of them in different ways. (Bar Team Doubles, me and my friend had 'set routines', Funny I know) The last example is Resident Evil 5, now, this was one hilarious game for quotes(So is AVP), which I say often as they are memorable. But Resident Evil 5 then bought out DLC...Multiplayer. This is not needed. It's like having a multiplayer Ninja Gaiden, it just feels weird. Alien. The dodgy controls of Resident Evil was hard enough to get used too, but now they incoporate this. I hope anyone who reads this agrees with my frustration of somehow being killed instantly, when you did the same as your enemy...

Self Explanatory
Co-op- Last but by no means least, Co-op. Games need this. I understand the fad of multiplayer, and enjoy it. But there are still some of us out there who prefer the social aspect of going round each others house, having a drink whilst playing split screen, but now this is becoming a rare occurence. And I find it saddens me. Splinter Cell conviction has annoyed me the most. It says co-op, but only allows a short number of missions, which evidently ends in the most pointless duel, leading to you feeling that you wasted 5 missions of hard team work to end like that. And many games are doing this, where they have co-op, but for like 5 seconds. And it costs. And it's not co-op, its more cut scenes if anything. What happened to Gears of War style co-op? Where split screen can be enjoyed with online friends, whilst enjoing the campaign. The prime example of today's games blatantly ignoring co-op is the new Dead Rising 2 DLC, You can do it online?! But not together. Sure, it would have been more work, but hell, they would;ve got a lot more money. You're two friends,(On DR2) who infilitrate a base, and you need to help each other... Wow, that has to be co-op. You're wrong. Drastically wrong.


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